Will Britney Spears’ Hospitalization Affect Starbucks Stock?

Well in case you’ve been asleep all day or hiding under a rock somewhere, Britney Spears had a major meltdown…and Perez Hilton, the Gossip Gangsta, seems to think it may have affected Starbucks stocks. He posted this little gem on his website:

P.S. Are celebrities banning Starbucks? I haven’t had a sighting in several days!